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by Robert S. - November 20, 2015

specialized in children's book and illustrations with humors; he worked as a freelance cartoonist for best Canadian online pharmacy.

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Stewie and Martha are an elderly couple. Stewie is a devoted husband, always doing the house chores, cooking dinner, grocery shopping. Doing all these good things for his wife it seems it is never good enough for Martha. She always talks down to him, saying mean things to him, like: “your cooking is awful, it taste like mud". Also says things to him like, “your clothes look so old it should be displayed in an Egyptian museum, you drive like an aging turtle, your snoring is so loud at night that it sounds like a car engine that’s ready to explode." People can never understand why Stewie never gets upset when she says these awful things; he always smiles and gives a thumbs up.

It wasn’t until one evening Stewie and Martha attended, Stewie’s 50th school reunion. As they stood there among friends having cocktails and some wine, Martha as usual started talking down to Stewie, saying awful things. Stewie’s longtime friend overheard his conversation with wife and could not believe his ears. He asked Stewie how he could tolerate all those awful comments. With a thumb up and a smile, Stewie said to his friend, “I don’t hear a thing; this ear piece is always turned off when my wife talks to me." Stewie’s friend leaned over, smiled and said “VERY NICE!".


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